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Spoofs of Labour's new poster

Earlier today Labour launched this poster. Here are some responses.

More spoofs of the cover of the Labour manifesto

See earlier spoofs.

Spoofs of Labour's manifesto cover

You'll be seeing a lot more of my Balls if you vote for me

Stephen Roberts-Mudge

Don't let Brown take Britain back to the 1970s

A response to this.

Vote for me and I'll wet my pants

Vote for me because I sent young soldiers to war without proper equipment

Three strikes and Brown's out

Higher mortgages under Labour

"Let's assume an outstanding mortgage of £140,000 with repayment terms over 25 years.  Adding 0.5% to the interest rate on a £140,000, 25-year repayment mortgage adds about £40 to the monthly payout. If Labour won again, bond yields are likely to rise quite quickly by about 0.5% to 1%, and this would pass through pretty much at par into mortgage rates. A full-blown Greek crisis would add 3% to rates or £240 per month to mortgage bills. This poster is based on a realistic 1.5% mortgage hike." (MORE HERE).

Debt bombshell

"Historically, our debt burden was heavier after World War II. But like any loan, if the money isn't invested wisely we end up borrowing even more. When the Government runs up huge debts and produces nothing to show for it, we're the ones that shoulder the burden. This year every household will pay £1,205 in tax, just to cover the interest." (MORE HERE).

Labour isn't working (2010 version)

Hat tip to Iain Dale.

Samantha Cameron

Samantha Cameron has never voted Labour.

Mr and Mrs Harriet Harman

Michael Crick: "Jack Dromey [husband of Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, Harriet Harman MP] has won the nomination as Labour candidate for Birmingham Erdington. When I asked a victorious Mr Dromey whether there should have been an All Woman Shortlist in Erdington, he said that the last seven seats selected in this region had had All Women Shortlists. So it's good for Jack they made an exception for once."

The Hurt Locker

"A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten."

Damian Green

Under Labour there has been significant erosion of civil liberties.

Brown the bruiser

Head of the civil service warns Brown not to bully Downing Street staff.

Submitted by Euan, Edinburgh.

45 minutes

James Purnell

Submitted by 'Joe Sloen'.

Top of the league with Labour

A future fear for all

White working class boys

"Government figures show only 15% of white working class boys in England got five good GCSEs including maths and English last year."

Submitted by @WatTighler.

Meerkat

A future fair for all (II)

A future fair for... Peter Mandelson

Submitted by James Smith.

A future fair for all

John Fuller provides three quick reactions to Labour's 'a fête worse than death' election slogan:

George W Bush

Submitted by James Hilton.

The real Labour strategy

Never elected

At the last election Tony Blair said that he would serve as Prime Minister for most of the Parliament but he was forced out of Downing Street early by a number of Brownite ministers. Gordon Brown became Prime Minister without an election.

Submission by John Fuller.

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Greece

"BRITAIN is running up debts at a faster rate than GREECE."

More from Jon Tomes here.

Nicholas Winterton

Submission by Nick Corney.

John Bercow

Only three Tory MPs supported Mr Bercow for the Speakership according to some sources.

24 hour drinking

"As many as 40,000 drinkers are dying every year because the Government has utterly failed to deal with Britain's alcohol problem, leading experts said yesterday. Doctors and academics lined up to condemn round-the-clock drinking, brought in by Labour, and the availability of cheap alcohol in supermarkets." (Daily Mail).

Barbie

BBC

Click on the image to enlarge or you may miss the speech bubble!

Mr Blobby

Twenty of Britain's top economists recently rejected Labour's irresponsible approach to the deficit.

Submission from Sheffield CF activist.

Immigration

Immigration has run out of control under Labour.

Submission from Peter, Maidstone.

Nick Clegg

A vote for the Liberal Democrats is a back door way of keeping Labour in power.

Mr T

Patient French made 50% more than Gordon Brown on gold sales (and only sold half as much).

Nick Griffin

Without proportional representation Nick Griffin would not have become an MEP.

Why Labour is to blame for the rise of the BNP.

Postman Pat

Electoral fraud has grown since Labour came to power.

Report: Labour election fraud ‘would disgrace a banana republic’.

Barack Obama

The US President has repeatedly snubbed Gordon Brown's request for private talks.

Unborn baby

Gordon Brown is borrowing £5,000 every second.

Angela and Nicolas

Labour denied the British people a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty and more powers were transferred to other EU leaders, without our consent.

Shameless

Labour's over-complex welfare system means there has been more benefit fraud and less incentive to work.

Burglar

Since Labour introduced its early release scheme nearly 70,000 prisoners have been let out early.

Bailout

The former RBS chief received a £693,000pa pension under Labour's bailout.